here is a list of 10 funny anti jokes!
Hope you enjoy!
- What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? “I have a gambling problem.”
- What are green, blue, pink and yellow? Colors.
- Why are children so excited to get presents from Santa Claus on Christmas? Because he only comes once a year.
- What is green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- A horse walked into a bar, several people left as they spotted the potential danger.
- Yo mama so fat she should be concerned, because diabetes is a serious problem.
- What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We’re both lawyers!
- What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Both are no police officer!
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? A red brick.
- A man walks into a bar. There’s a horse standing in the corner. Nobody else seems to think this is odd. He leaves without buying a drink.